OPEN LETTER TO CONGRESS:

Dear Too-Rich-to-Give-a-Damn Politicians in Congress:

Pretty soon you'll all be pledging allegiance to the Bank of America, one nation under United Health Group! Just don't expect your constituents to stoop as low. You were the ones who got the almighty dollars from the lobbyists; we just got the shaft! But come next election, it'll be OUR VOTE that gives you the shaft -- and the boot!

Sincerely,
One Voice from Main Street