URGENT MESSAGE! Congress is running out LOOP HOLES!

This is an URGENT MESSAGE to ALL VOICES from MAIN STREET! Congress is running out of LOOP HOLES! We MUST ACT AT ONCE! Go to your nearest grocery, buy a box of Fruit Loops (or a bag of the generic ones; they're cheaper), and SEND THEM TO YOUR REPRESENTATIVES ON CAPITOL HILL! If you don't know who your representatives are, look them up at Congress.Org. HURRY! ACT NOW!